The Benefits of Buying Groceries Online
Imagine waiting patiently for your turn in a parking lot, enduring the all-too-surprising noises of the chatterbox behind you, cautiously stepping into the space you've been waiting for, only to realize that the drivers on either side of the white line are actually leaning against the line. The first lap is successfully completed. You pull your toddler out from under the pile of must-have car ride toys so he doesn't throw a tantrum, unbuckle the car seat, find a doll that quickly covers his screams, and run to the supermarket where a kind person pulls out a cell phone and reports social services for child abuse. Before writing me a letter. The second round is a success. I put the toddler in the driver's seat and drive the dreaded cart, this time from an elevated position so that I can see everything not on my carefully prepared shopping list, including anything too sweet, too fatty or too chocolatey. To prevent the glass bottles from being broken again by the screaming to...